Last night, I've finally done something I never did before. Well, it wasn't that wonderful for most people, but at least it's a new experience for me. It's near two years, I'd been out of luck on getting my driving license; a long story which I'll talk about sometime, though I've got a full-pledged license for motorcycle. In fact, for most of my life as an adult now, riding bike is my major means of transportation, both in Sabah and Shah Alam. I love riding bike more than anything else and I've had near death experiences more than my fingers could count. Isn't that a part of the fun? Ha ha ha.
So what happened last night? After finishing my assignment (recording verbal thoughts of a writer in order to analyse their writing strategy), my friend offered me to drive her car to Asia Cafe. Honestly I told her, "I don't have car driving license, so I think I shouldn't". But she insisted. Then I said, "How about the police... Roadblocks?" Still she insisted. Then, what the heck, I went for it. Thus here's the story, I actually drove to Sunway and Subang without a driving license. Kalau kena saman? Hentam sajalah. It was my first time driving in a highway with a car, though I went to KL so many times with my trusty Moskito. Don't laugh please, halt that grinning face, this is my first time driving a car in a highway, so bear my jakun-ness. Oh, in before any speculation, the girl I mentioned above is my group mate for MT Writing, I'm not dating her and I don't have any intention to and I'm not interested in any relationship, except with... Let's just leave it at that.
My first time driving on highway, no doubt it felt a bit awkward, added with the fact that the car's owner is someone I just knew. I thought what the heck, I drove on the fast lane at 130-something kmph, not that fast eh? Hmm... The highest speed I rode my Wave125 back in Sabah was 137kmph, with minimal wind resist and manual aerodynamic pose, which means you lower your head under the handle bar. On a motorcycle, riding at this speed without wearing a helmet will make you cry, not because of you went all emo, dingbat, because of the wind! Anyway, I drove alright until... I met the toll booth.
While I'm in Shah Alam, it's not hard to guess that I've never paid for toll since I'm riding motorcycle. Therefore, last night was my first experience personally dealing with toll booth. I asked her if she's got Touch n Go card, but she said nope. So I went for the cash booth. So here's an illustration for the embarrassing situation:
The SituationCan you understand the situation from the picture above? Pardon the ugly illustration, it's done with Windows Paint just now, I'm too lazy to use Photoshop or Photoscape. Now dear readers, I want you to guess what actually happened in the picture and submit your answers to the Comments section. Will you? :D
17 Comments:
Judging from the picture, you stopped too far from the booth. So, you was like in the state of Jakuness and you were like a baby in a cradle trying to pass the money to the booth operator with a silly face. This is embarassing because you finally realized you could have just open your car's door, get out, and reach the toll keeper's hand.
Joe!!!! aku ketawa macam mo mati di rmh ni...wahahaha *mengalir2 air mata ku kerana kelucuan.
aku rs mesti ko stop jauh btul dr tu booth and tgn ndak sampai...tp in ur attempt to give the money, ko tlupa free gear and bila terlepas clutch, termoved ke depan tu kerata...hehe
ya ka? *sebenarnya aku menceritakan pengalaman sbnr...;p
Maariv : Close enough. Hahaha, but let's see the others!
Nui : Part terlupa free gear n terlepas clutch tu manada woi! Hahaha~ Pengalaman sebenar ka? XD
haah..pengalaman sebenar...atau more to nyaris..hehe
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
Noob! ^___^
Ops sorry, Gile lawak ah. Aku dulu penah jadi camtu and berabis kena kasi ketawa ngan passenger2 aku kat blakang. Tapi ngam jugak la sebab masa aku jadi passenger, aku yg kasi ketawa dorg. Tp kejadian tu x berlaku di toll booth tapi di parking booth tempat amik tiket and keter penuh kat blakang. Siap kena hon lagi. Hampeh tul, hilang macho aku.
OK, for ur quiz, ini andaiannya: Anda sedang memandu bagaikan mamat dalam iklan streamyx yg bawak toyota supra tu and tatkala anda sampai di toll booth, anda pun berenti la mcm org lain buat utk membayar tol. Namun anda terlupa mem'budget' kedudukan keter anda dan ini menyebabkan tangan anda x berjaya menggapai tangan jurutol tersebut dan pada masa yg sama- mungkin tangan jurutol itu pendek, dia mmg pendek, atau toll booth itu terlalu tinggi, juga tidak mampu menggapai tangan anda yg pada ketika itu tgh berusaha memanjangkan tangan anda yg memang sedia jauh itu. So keadaan pada ketika itu boleh digambarkan dengan bunyi ini,"hhheeerrmmmmmssskkkk...heeerrrmmmsssskkkk"-bunyi sedang berusaha mengerah keringat utk menjulurkan tangan di tingkap. Persoalannya, adakah anda membuka pintu kereta selepas itu?
p/s: kes nui tu sbb jauh+panik
Apis : Aku tidak membuka pintu kereta. Ego! Hahahaha! Aku berusaha juga sampai dapat. Kakak tol tu siap ketawa lagi tu, kurang asam!! XD Tapi last2 tangan kami bertemu juga. Aiseh, macam romance pulok dah...
hahahahaha!!!!funny!
StarRocka : Memang funny pun! Malunya aku!
Gila ah, cam citer hindustan plak keadaan ko masa tu. patut kawan pompuan ko tu kena rakam kejadian tersebut. Baru lebih lawak and lawak tu boleh dikongsi bersama XD
tgn ko nda smpai ka tu??muahahhahaha...sapa suru ko brenti jauh2...
Farah : Nyaris nda sampai, tp sampai juga dengan bersusah-payah. Mwahahaha... Lupa bha aku tu tol di kanan. ;p
wahaha apis..ko mmg pandai! sememangnya aku tersasul time tu maka terpanik apabila kereta terlajak p depan cam batuk semput..huhu
cehehe tu plak kejadian ko joe...hahahaha Memang hindustan la...patut ada lagu ribena + oren tu...hehe
Hahahahaha Nui, ko telah membuatkan aku terbayang2 suda tu iklan dan kaitannya ngan Joe and Tol girl tuuuuu... Udah la dalam iklan tu, si Anggur ada jambul.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
~OH ME GOD!!! I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING!!!!
Hahahahahaha~~ Hentikan la imaginasi ko tuh!! Aku pun rasa lawak woi!
Hahahaha bah Joe, mana megi aku?
hahahahahaha. oops =D
Nexcorvus : Nanti ko datang melawat Shah Alam aku bagi ko. Hahaha
Mimi : Berani ko ketawa?? :p
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