Kristina Svechinskaya

Kristina Svechinskaya

Right, her name is a real tongue twister. Till this moment, I still have no clue how to pronounce her name correctly. Let's just call her Kristina.

Obviously from this picture, I bet it's easy to guess that this babe is a Russian. Only Russians have such name pattern. Rrright rreaderski? So who'z this hot ladyski? (read with accent and intonation)

A. Russian model

B. Russian pornstar

C. Stalin's descendant

D. Russian hacker

The answer is D. She's among the 37 people charged for participating in an Eastern Europe-based bank hacking scheme in which 3 million was siphoned! Kristin is still a student studying at New York college and now she's on trial. How sexy is that? As long as it's not your money.

My point here is, this lady is super-duper-fucking-hot for several reasons.

#First, because she's a Russian and I have a thing for actress with Russian accent. 

#Second, because she's a hacker and that automatically add 9000 points to her sexiness.

#Third, she's on trial for cyber crime and that is an uber cool way to go to jail.

#Fourth, she's considerably and provenly intelligent and that automatically puts her to A+ list.

#Fifth, based on this case I bet she's fun and crazy.

#Sixth, just look at her picture LOL

She used Trojan to extract other people's account information via email. I forgot what's the name of the virus that her hacker team used. But it's not that impressive because the she used the virus as email attachment and that require a very IT illiterate dumbshit to fall for that. I'm not so impressed but she's still sexy though.

Kristina, please marry me! But don't steal my money. I don't do MLM, I'm a poor student.

Eh, but it's a lot that better than our local MLM, yes? At least she's intelligent and fun and crazy and she's got skills. At least the hacking scheme required true efforts despite of the intention. Hahahaha

*Correction: She's not actually a hacker. She's just a voluntary mule used by hackers, so she created a few bank accounts with fake names for money transfer. She got 10% profit from her cooperation. WHAT A BUMMER

Source: Picture New York Mag

More of her pictures

Rawwrr

I wanna push her down the fountain and run merrily

So uncool. Lame.

Google is God

Wait, don't lash your religious scornful wraths at me yet. I am a Muslim and I'm a proud believer, despite of my failure in being a truly faithful practitioner, for I am merely human just like you.

Recently in my previous post I've mentioned about how Google is called God of the internet and surprisingly, there's a church for people who held to this belief that Google can be considered as omniscient being. I stumbled upon this term sometime ago, because I myself was astonished by the efficiency of Google. Gone were the days when I was still using Yahoo and other search engines. Do you know that if you use Yahoo as your search engine it resembles your limited knowledge about technology?

I am not sure if this cult is some kind of joke or completely theoretical. I'm sure you know about the Church of Scientology, right?

So below are some proofs they stated in supporting their belief that Google is God.

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PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods".

» PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.

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These characteristics of Google that they mention are mostly true. Google search engine really is that effective if you learn the tricks. Google company really is that powerful. Now we have Google Maps, Google Books, Google News, Google Desktop.. etc. All of these are totally free and they offer excellent functionality.

Google also had taken over Youtube and Blogger. I think there are more but these two are significant to me. Google built its own browser, Chrome which I am currently using to write this post. Chrome is a lot more stable compared to Firefox, except for add-ons and plug-ins support. I've heard too in the near future Google is going to introduce its own OS!! How awesome is that? I love Google more than my imaginary girlfriend.

But still Google is not perfect. Hahaha

How many times have you tried searching for something else and than Google suggested something not even close to that? Some examples:

Google loves Dr. Phil so much I bet.

That's exactly what I was looking for!! Thanks!! XD

Err... Identity crisis, Mr. G? You're despising yourself.

Google is actually racist. LOL!!

Disclaimer: The pictures shown above are not necessarily true and accurate. Especially because Google improves at blazing speed.

In my personal opinion, their idea that Google is God is nothing more than a joke. A brilliant joke that is. You have to admit that Google is now a large part of the internet. I discovered most of the hidden and dark and blue areas of the internet because of Google! I'm sure more than 80% of you reading this post now are using Google. Don't lie to me you Google worshipers! Hahahaha

In conclusion, Google really is a powerful tool. You can find lots of useful and free PDF books out there on how to exploit Google's potential. So like we've always said, go Google it!

Source: Googlism

Surat Khabar Bodoh - Aidid VS AC lagi

Ahoy, post berkaitan lagi. Aku patut berhenti menulis pasal benda ni tapi kali ni aku terpaksa. Kebodohan ini tidak dapat dibendung lagi.

Siapa-siapa yang tengah baca post ini, selalu baca Harian Metro dan rasa Harian Metro itu betul, sila berambus sekarang. Ini berita paling buduh dan jahanam dan langsat sekali pernah aku baca (walaupun kebanyakan berita Harian Metro memang propaganda dan hiperbola tapi ini yang paling dahsyat).

Kebuduhan Satu (link berita asal)

Kebuduhan Dua (link berita asal)

Kalau betul pun kau mahu popularkan berita kau, buat berita hot-hot yang buat orang horny mahu baca, tapi kalau macam ni agak melampau la, babi betul. Contohnya, tengok statement ini;

“Polis bagaimanapun tetap memberi perhatian terhadap sebarang bentuk ancaman atau ugutan bunuh yang boleh membahayakan nyawa artis terbabit,” katanya ketika dihubungi, semalam.


Bunuh? Hah? Bunuh? Ugutan? Sejak huru-hara ni start dan jadi semakin panas beberapa hari ni aku follow blog encik Aidid dan juga page "Say No To MLM" dekat Facebook. Seingat aku, tidak pernah sekalipun Aidid cakap dia mahu sembelih AC Mizal mahupun rakan-rakan seperjuangan beliau yang kaki kipas itu. Oh btw Aidid memang pernah cakap 'sembelih', ini ayat penuh beliau;

"Dah lebih 40 tahun manusia dah sampai ke bulan, yang orang Melayu kat Malaysia sebok jual gelang magik alternate universe. Dapat jualan berjuta ringgit pulak tu. Jual gelang cikai yang hanya dapat memberi "placebo-effect' kepada pemakainya. Placebo... tarak guna! Bila la benda macam ni nak berakhir dalam masyarakat kita? Orang Melayu tu sendiri kelentong orang Melayu lain, untuk mengayakan diri sendiri, daripada duit masyarakat Melayu tu jugak. Elok sembelih aje kut..."


Cuba kau baca ayat ni seribu kali. Ada rasa terancam nyawa kau? Ada ka? Kalau aku la, sikit pun aku tidak rasa terancam dengan ayat ni, lain la kalau aku memang ada menipu dan buat salah. So why so serious bro? Ada tiga kemungkinan di sini;

Samaada sang pelapor itu gagal sastera atau Bahasa Melayu sekaligus

atau

Polis yang ambil laporan itu pekak badak atau gagal dalam penulisan Bahasa Melayu

atau

Harian Metro belajar terlampau banyak dengan Shakespeare sampai hiberbola jadi ultrabola


Kalau kau mahu menipu pun, fikirlah sejuta kali. Bukan semua orang ignorant cuma tahu baca berita dekat suratkhabar yang makin mengarut merapuk meraban sekarang ni. Beberapa hari ni kebetulan aku follow hampir semua post encik Aidid tu. Aku bukan backup dia, tapi kalau kau mahu buat tuduhan tidak berotak gitu itu sudah melangkaui batas kedunguan media.

Apa yang Aidid tulis (dari pemerhatian aku), bukan buta-tuli tulis tapi based on fakta dan bukti. Apa yang dia tulis jadi berasas pasal dia ada reference. ACK terang-terang copy testimonial dari website lain dan tukar nama. Bukankah itu bukti malas dan bodoh? Kau cakap dia reka-reka semua benda tu dan semua tu tuduhan pasal dengki? Mari sini aku tanya dan kau jawab guna kepala otak kau.

Kalau betul dia menipu pasal Neodymium tu magnet yang murah dan reka sendiri entri tu, kenapa entri tu sudah lama wujud dalam Wikipedia? Mungkin Wikipedia kurang credible, kau dipersilakan untuk check Britannica dan bagitahu aku nanti okeh.

Kalau betul dia reka-reka website China yang ada jual gelang magnet yang serupa dengan produk ACK kenapa website China tu lagi awal pulak wujud? Lagipun mereka gila ka dia mahu menyusahkan diri pegi buat website semata-mata untuk fitnah AC? Kau ingat dia dapat untung? Mereka gila atau biul?

Kalau betul testimonial- Kejap, adakah mereka bangang? Mana la mungkin testimonial yang ada dekat website yang wujud lagi awal dari ACK boleh copy pulak testimonial diorang dari ACK? Apa kau ingat dunia ini sci-fi dan kita ada time-paradox? Adakah mereka ingat Google itu boleh ditipu dengan mudah? Google is called God of the internet for particular reasons you see. Oh jangan lihat itu dari sudut agama okeh. Kau tidak akan boleh mengubah timestamp kewujudan website ikut kepala lutut kau.

Harian Metro ialah suratkhabar bodoh untuk manusia-manusia yang gila hiburan, lurus bendul dan gila berita sensasi palsu. Gila. Sekian terima kasih. Bacalah Google News untuk kebaikan poket anda dan evolusi otak yang tidak statik.