In case you have a dire need to contact the author for any of these reasons:

1. You want to talk.
2. You feel like committing suicide.
3. You just want to.
4. You're just crazy about Facebook.
5. You have nothing better to do.
6. You love Mark Zuckerberg.
7. You doubt the author's existence.
8. You're insane.
9. You're not stupid.

Feel free to contact the author via this Facebook profile. Yes, profile, not a Page.

Valuzze Vixious

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Don't worry, it's not my real Facebook profile. Privacy is important.