Saturday, August 5, 2017

Attention to Detail

Who knows such edge
Could hurt as much as a razor

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

The Phantom Pain

Listen to the symphony of the pain
Of knowing something's amiss and not knowing what's missing,
Of each fork in the road you did not dare take,
Of forgotten promises,
Of unsaid goodbyes
Stab me in the heart,
But nothing else came close,
Nothing hurts as much,
As this phantom pain.

-Valossa Vicious

p/s: I've finally started writing again. Though I've left this place, thought I owe myself a visit.

Those who have read what I've written in the past few years, I wish you well.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Fin.

Life's changed. Everything's changed. Some things turn to shit. Some got a lot better. Some just got stronger. I let myself loose and felt what it's like to be truly lost. I had life... Or not. Or wasted a year... to learn to be happy and stupid, but wise. Learned to be heartless... and sly. In the end, I got what I want, happy, but unfulfilled and discontent. The path was hazy, but now my eyes are clear.

And this... This will be the last post in this blog. Ever. I'll be back writing with a totally different identity. Anonymously. Unknown to the world. I need it. I need to write again.

Good bye.

#Valossa Vicious

Saturday, February 4, 2012

5 Things About Job

Only when you start working you'll understand a few things:

1. Holiday is mighty precious. In fact it's probably the major thing you look forward to each day.
2. Your wage. Just the thought of it keeps you going... Proving what you're doing actually makes sense.
3. Bureaucracy. It beats the shit out of you.
4. Self-improvement equals to a good night's sleep.
5. Colleagues. Everyone is talking in jargon (mostly), which you too, will jump onto the bandwagon later on... and years to come.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

BAH DUM TISH!

These are some Bah Dum Tish jokes I found from of course... The internet. -.- What is Bah Dum Tish jokes you ask me? They are mostly tasteless, politically incorrect, rude, morbid, sexist and they could be racist. They are essentially a bad choice of a joke to share with your friends or fellow neighbors during your tea time. And if you find yourself laughing after reading them, you should consider seeing a psychiatrist because you might either be a: basement dweller; murderer; racist; zombie; or pedophile.


1. A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man. "What the hell are you two doing?" He screams. "See, I told you he was stupid," says the wife to the other man. BAHDUM TISH!

2. Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon? BAHDUM TISH!

3. What do you call a video of pedestrians? Footage. BAHDUM TISH!

4. What's Mary short for? She's got no legs. BAHDUM TISH!

5. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. BAHDUM TISH!

6. I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me. BAHDUM TISH!

7. There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot". BAHDUM TISH!

8. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. BAHDUM TISH!

9. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? BAHDUM TISH!

10. If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"? BAHDUM TISH!

11. Don't get married, find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you. BAHDUM TISH!

12. Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day! BAHDUM TISH!

13. They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. BAHDUM TISH!

14. Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."BAHDUM TISH!

15. What do you call an anorexic chick with yeast infection??? Quarter pound with cheese BAHDUM TISH!

16. If you rape a prostitute, is it really rape or is it shoplifting? BAHDUM TISH!

17. What would you call Fred Flintstone if he was black? A nigger! BAHDUM TISH!

18. What's the best part of having sex with a 12 year old girl in the shower? If you pull her hair back she looks like an 8 year old girl! BAHDUM TISH!

19. Why don't Muslim's eat at McDonalds? 'Cause the burkas are better at Hungry Jacks! BAHDUM TISH!