"LABIS, Jan 28 (Bernama) -- Thirty-six flood victims in Kampung Lembah Bakti, here, received government aid from Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin on Friday.
Muhyiddin, who has been in this state constituency since yesterday, said the government sympathised with the victims and hoped that the aid would help ease their burden.
'We are sympathetic to the plight of the people and we will extend the necessary assistance,' he said at the ceremony at Kampung Lembah Bakti multipurpose hall." LINK
That is equal to saying,
Dear my Facebook friends, today I saved a really fat cat who was giving birth to 67 little kittens! Hell that was bloody as shit but I saved the cat! Hey I must be the kindest person in the world, don't you think? Now you can't tell me I hate animals and that I like to watch cats being ignited. :)
I believe that true kindness is not to be told. But that's politics.
And that's the kind of kindness I rarely see. Well, how can we see it if it's not told huh? Hahahaha? Hahahaha? How many of us who could actually do that?
Now let's do something good... And keep our mouth shut.
9 Comments:
dammit. i'm sure like ur satire.
Labis tu hometown aku. Before ni, jarang kot masuk paper. Huhhh.. -__-''
@MATAHARI
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@Akulah Aqilah Itu
Sekarang dah famous pulak. Is everyone okay?
Well, in politics, if you helped an old woman across the road and not reporting it to the press, it would be a dumb move.
You know what I'm trying to get into right??
:)
@Judiene
I know what you meant. I call that political douchebaggery. Hahahah
Trying to look good for one's own benefits.
tsk. okay call me Masonian but hey go go system! harharhar! harharhar!
now i'm a registered voter. roaar!
@Clarky Afif
I used to scream 'Fuck the system' but we can never run from the system eh.
No we have a solution, be the system... And corrupt. Brilliant tak?
i just read ur entry
lulz
(if u get what i mean)
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