The Shittiest Part of This

Dear Coma,

Since forever or yesterday, I've been looking for journals and research articles.

I looked for them from portals and especially from The Asian EFL Journal.

Yeah, there are many journals, including completely written and high quality thesis.

But the big problem is, I am required to find three research articles that support a single claim.

The word 'research' here indicates that the articles must include literature review plus methodology plus findings plus hypothesis whatsoever. In other words, the articles must be based full-pledged researches.

The Asian EFL Journal sure is good, but I was yet to find the three related research articles until...

I realized I forgot my best friend, Mr. Google.

Heck, what had happened to me?

I used to not bother looking for research articles from portals and specific sites.

I am not utilizing the internet to the most anymore!

I am a noob now. Holyshit.

Perhaps because there were too many assignments my brain stopped functioning?

Just 30 minutes ago, after I used my long abandoned Googling skill, there, I found more than 10 full research articles talking about common claim, each dated 2000 and above.

I used to read a lot of PDF books about Google hacking and Google searching techniques.

Now what have I done?

What the heck. I wasted a lot of time skimming through web portals.

Dear Mr. assignment, I'm making a comeback.

Just you wait.

The articles are interesting and now I'm interested to write.

And yes, something that is not interesting is not worth writing. Might as well be thrown into a pile of shit.

God. I've just noticed.

This semester I am as lazy as a sloth,

as slow as a slowpoke.

Might as well be shot.

Anybody, please do the honor,

shoot this lazy bump.

So that he'll be awake.

You, please motivate me. Now.