Friday, December 17, 2010

Fuck Properly

No, this entry isn't about sex. It's about fuck. Or the English word 'fuck'. 'Fuck' is a great word. You must be an idiot if you think 'fuck' can only be used as curse word, to express, or to deliver the meanings similar to coitus.

'Fuck' is versatile. First, if you really want to know what the fuck is this about, please do fucking watch this video by clicking the fucking picture below.

I hope you're clear about the most versatile English word 'fuck' now. You're welcome.

The explanation about fuck in that video was done by Monty Python, a classic British comedy group. Here's the text version in case you didn't click the link. LOL


Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F word. It’s the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word frichen, which means to strike. 
In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. 
As a transitive verb for instance: John fucked Shirley. 
As an intransitive verb: Shirley fucks. 
Its meaning’s not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as: John’s doing all the fucking work. 
As part of an adverb: Shirley talks too fucking much. 
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shirley is fucking beautiful. 
As a noun: I don’t give a fuck. 
As part of a word, abso-fuckin-lutely, or in-fuckin-credible. 
And as almost every word in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers. 
As you must realize, there aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck, as in these examples describing situation such as:
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot. 
Dismay: Ah, fuck it. 
Trouble: I guess I’m really fucked now. 
Aggression: Don’t fuck with me buddy! 
Difficulty: I don’t understand this fucking question 
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that? 
Dissatisfaction: I don’t like what the fuck is going on here 
Incompetence: He’s a fuckoff 
Dismissal: Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself? 

I’m sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech, It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly! FUCK YOU!

Trivia: 'fuck' in Swahili is 'kutomba'. 


syam said...[Reply]

when u mention swahili, tok pisin comes into mind. haha.

i use the F word when im extremely unhappy and of course to exaggerate the expression of what im trying to say.

and then 'date night' movie comes into mind.

F U! Lol.

p/s: i hope u already watched the movie. lol again.

| Larasephia | said...[Reply]

good one
Fuck you too!

Clarky Afif said...[Reply]


Judiene said...[Reply]

Love this fucking entry!

Valossa Vicious said...[Reply]


I'm sure you know best. The capability to use 'fuck' correctly reflects our language skills, I think. Hahaha

No I haven't. :[ I'm missing lots of movies. Shouldn't watch any movie at all at this point.

F U btw!


Fuck yeah!




I fucking thank you!

belle said...[Reply]

this is fucking cool ! :D

Valossa Vicious said...[Reply]


Say it proudly yarrr

$RauLZaiDi$ said...[Reply]


Valossa Vicious said...[Reply]

Fuck it.