How to Waste Your Time and Make Your Brain Work

So how do you do it? Since it's not good to sit comfortably on your couch all day, watch entertainment shows on TV, smoke some cigarettes and watch porn, I'm gonna share this with you.

Recently I've been playing this game called 'World of Goo'. For those who are well informed about games release, please shut your mouth. I know it's late but I've just found this gem and it's a waste if people miss the opportunity to play this.

'World of Goo' was mainly developed by two developers, Kyle Gabler and Ron Carmel, independently. In other words, this game is what we call as 'indie game', other than indie bands that most youngsters are crazy about these days.  I've heard some rumors that this game was made in a coffee shop since those peeps didn't own an office. How cool is that?

Imagine, right now you're given the power to use all the goos in the world to build structures and use that structure you build to achieve a purpose? What's awesome about this game is:

1. The physics. It's super-fucking-realistic. Say, if you're planning to build a bridge, how do you scaffold the structure? Which part do you need strengthen first so that the bridge won't bend and collapse? You can do it this game, WITH A TWIST, add that realistic physics plus GOO physics.

2. The goo. Well, they're kinda annoying but adorable.

3. The puzzles, 48 in total. It will make your brain work, totally. Thinking out of the box is the key.

4. The soundtrack. The soundtracks were composed by one of the developer himself and it suits the game well. Now we have indie music plus indie game!

5. The innovation. I've played a few games like Crayon Physics Deluxe and Ragdoll Canon which utilized in game physics very well but 'World of Goo' gave me this unique and worthwhile experience.

Here's some screenshots so you can see it better:

One of the earlier levels. Use those balloons to balance the bridge.

A simple bridge.

This one might need a few attempts before you can make it work.

Belum sampai lagi level ni. -.-

Anyway, talk is cheap, you have to try it yourself. I beg you, please give this game a try. You won't regret it. So here's a Mediafire download link for the portable version of 'World of Goo'.

World of Goo Portable

By the way, downloading games from the internet for free is bad. It's similar to slavery, imagine if you toiled for a month working your ass in the office but by the end of the month; "Surprise! There's no fucking salary for you hahahaha!" How would that feel? So if you have the means to purchase online, please do buy the game. I'm gonna do that too... When I start working.

Day Away Faraway

It's holiday and everyone is now away
leaving me alone since home is faraway
Monday, Tuesday... Friday
Just another day, weak and useless lifeless I lay
There's nothing worth to play
There's not enough prayer to pray
Everyday
Just the same shit, different day

The Logic of Judging

A cool judge.

I have no clue when this clichéd hype began. I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase;

"It's my life, I don't need you to judge me."

or

"Who are you to judge? You have no clue how's it like to walk in my shoes."

It's ironic you see? When you utter such statement, that statement itself is actually judging other people for judging you. We judge people because we feel insecure that they are judging us for our actions. It's merely a backlash because we have our own insecurities that we don't want others to know and wipe it to our faces.

"Who are you to judge me that I'm judging you?"

Everybody judges everybody. That's the truth. It's a redundant cycle. Even after death we're still judged for our actions. Let's quit this judging bullshit. We're just imperfect creatures with our own insecurities. Let's keep on judging each other for God's sake. It's our nature as human beings.

If you're trying to claim that never once have you judged anyone, I can assure you

you must be retarded.

The Theory of Attraction Part I

I'm going to write boring shit about love and relationship.  You may skip this before it bores you.

It's my personal theory about attraction, what it means to us creatures from Mars compared to creatures from Venus. Anyway, I'm a believer of heterosexuality. I believe coitus is the only correct way for sexual intercourse. The theory is simple. I bet you won't like it if I ask you to use your thumb to clean your nostril. But if you still insist to do it, I bet it will not be as much enjoyable and fulfilling as when you use your other fingers. Now imagine if it's mandatory for us human beings to use our big toe to clean our nostril? Will it be enjoyable? That is my logic about sex and sexual orientation.

Now let me ask you, why do I have this mindset that a large number of females are attracted to jerks? I don't develop this mindset in a week you see. It's a mindset that I developed after 23 years of living, observing and reading. I've lost count of cases and stories on how some girls fall head over heels in love with jerks, which frequently end up with the same old story, being dumped with the precious gifts of living spermatozoa.

How do we label jerks? It's difficult for me to accurately define it since I'm male, so naturally I'm kind of a jerk too as I might have adopted the traits without noticing it. Here's a list of the possible characteristics of a typical jerk:

1. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT, ALWAYS RIGHT LOLZZ
2. I'M SO HOT, SO FUCKING HOT ROFL LOLZ
3. I AM THE PIMP LOLZZ SEE THIS USELESS 9000 BUCKS SHIRTS, SHOES LOLLZZ
4. THE WORLD IS ALL ABOUT MEEEE I'M THE HERO LOLLZ
5. I KNOW EVERYTHING LOLLZZZ YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK MEEE IMMA TELL YA

Err, I think those sound more like the characteristics of a douchebag. Let's try that again. How to become a jerk:

1. Treat our girlfriend like crap.
2. Assume relationship as a ticket for free sex.
3. Assume that the world and gossips revolve around us.
4. Brag. A lot.
5. Use violence as much as possible.
6. Remind ourselves constantly how great it is to sleep and fuck around.
7. Ditch a relationship for a hotter girl.
8. Bullshit. And more bullshit. The more the merrier the better.
9. And many more.

Is it true? Is that how jerks are labeled? Honestly I'm not quite sure myself. But one thing I'm sure is the fact that I've lost count of how many times I've witnessed and heard females submitting their body and soul to this glorious species of guys. It happens over and over, same shit different stories. Bitching to no tomorrow about their useless boyfriends on Facebook yet they insist to stay in the unhealthy relationship. Few hours or at most a day after, they will be expressing how happy and wonderful and how they miss their boyfriends and how functional and awesome the relationship is. What the hell is this actually?

Thus, I developed this theory. Pardon the generalization. Girls don't like nice guys. Girls love jerks.

I know, it's not true. I know some friends who made the right choice. I can't say that all these love stories were unfold beautifully like those fairy tales. Some went through hardship. Some went through shit you can't even imagine. But at least they get to embrace their momentary happiness.

Why do some girls love jerks? It's not stupidity. In my opinion the reason is because the ideology is already hard-coded by nature.

*to be continued in Part II*

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